ONE! New numeral, first, best, binary on, the winner, singular. TWO! Owt spelt backwards, wot spelt wrong, double, twice as much, it takes to tango, wheels on my wagon. TESTING! Evaluation, checking, comparison, trial, to destruction, department, Gordon Sumner and ET, ing but less icles. LESS! Not as much, more diminutive amounts, lacking, a defiency of, is more, never the. BORING! Tedious, yawns me, uninteresting, not ripping, drab, every other music magazine.